Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Little Monsters

I saw GAGA almost a week ago and wow this girl is AMAZING! With 5 set changes, an army of leather cladding provocative dancers and a date at the monster ball, Lady Gaga put on a show like no other.

The second best thing at lady gaga were the costumes that people wore... my gosh from cigarette glasses to 60 year old women in hot red g-strings, everybody went all out - except for me and my friends... I really wish we got more into, but no time/moola.

Here are some pics I managed to take whilst been squished between a sweaty old man, and a kid that grew far to tall for his age. Ohh how great would it be for all of us shorties if concerts were arranged by height!

Kylie, Kobi, the Gaga geriatric, Myself and Prindi. I'm trying to get myself as far away from her 60 year old STI infested rear

THIS is why... I feel really sorry her who ever her Grandchildren are

I am so surprised her hair didn't engulf

The living dress

Gaga wearing a can of spaghetti

The monster at the monster ball

Pete Doherty Needs More Crack...

The British bad boy who shares his drug habit with his cat, even making a special pipe just for his furry friend, needs more money to pay 'bills'.

Cue in Libertines come back show!!

The Libertines will be performing in August at a festival in Leeds and will be paid a $1.5 Million dollar pay check.

Hopefully this money will be snorted up in no time and he will have no choice but to come to Australia to see me, I'm sure my kitty Winston will love him.

Photo: Getty Images (Doherty), Kittens (iStockphoto)

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

In the beginning...

For the past few months I have been in a huge debate with myself... to blog, or not to blog? I'm the type of girl that will almost always try anything once and well as you can see - my inner blogger won.

So I would like to welcome you all to the wonderful Land of Lauren!

Enjoy xo